by Lance Grider
Montana’s only Congressman, Rep. Ryan Zinke, is such a coward he’s disgusting.
Donald “John” Trump is a draft dodger, a liar, a crook, a scam artist, and a mentally ill racist who wants to plunge America into a race war and that’s why we all love him.
But Congressman Ryan Zinke hides behind being a “Navy SEAL,” as if being a trained killer is something to brag about. Big deal, it really isn’t anything special you know. It doesn’t compare to the experiences of Donald “John” Trump.
Back in the 1970s Donald “John” Trump went to Studio 54 where he put his tiny tiny micro wiener into fabulous international models like Bianca Jagger and Brooke Shields. He risked getting venereal disease from these skanks, but what has Ryan Zinke ever risked with his penis? Has he ever put his health at risk by getting laid? No!
But now Ryan Zinke comes crawling to Donald “John” Trump and begs him to be his leader, it’s pathetic.
Donald “John” Trump has the balls, very tiny balls, below his very tiny penis, to say anything he wants. But when has Ryan Zinke ever talked about his penis? Do you think Ryan Zinke could crack nuts with his nuts? I don’t know, someone should ask him, it might be interesting to see.
Donald “John” Trump was willing to talk to women who could not carry on a normal conversation, like how happy they might be to play with Donald “John” Trump’s tiny tiny penis. Can Ryan Zinke match that? I doubt it, I bet his hero would be a military fraud like John McCain, who got tortured and beaten by the North Vietnamese Communists because he was stupid enough to join the US military. Loser.
But Ryan Zinke is still begging Donald “John” Trump to be his leader.
What a disgrace. What a disgrace to the Montana Republican Party, what a disgrace to Montana. Ryan Zinke should resign. He should resign and go to prison.