Keep Thor in Thursday, Advises Homer Simpson

Disgraced FOX character cites ‘War on Thursday’ as cause of nation’s troubles!

Bill-O (simpson)

Disgraced FOX-TV character Homer Simpson (above) plagiarized the family motto of President Grover Cleveland (Again) from the comic novel DOOM OF WEIRDS again last week.  Once a powerful TV personality, Simpson must now scream to his audience on street corners and bus stops before the cops tell him to “move it along.” Still, Simpson recognizes that America’s “War on Thursday” is responsible for most civil strife as well as the media’s resentment of Donald Trump’s usurping of power.

“The regressive secular media’s attack on Thursday as the day of the week to honor Thor is the reason for all the unrest in American society. It’s why we have Donald Trump. We must keep Thor in Thursday!”

Explore the source of Simpson’s anger in DOOM OF WEIRDS, the only novel that foresaw three years ago how a TV game show would be responsible for a wrong choice for President!