Der Furor’s Nice Nazis Meet an American

Der Furor’s Nice Nazis Meet an American

In Der Furor’s Face

(Apologies to Spike Jones)

When Der Furor says we make dis place da greats
We heil heil right in Der Furor’s face
Not to love Der Furor is a big disgrace
Yet we heil, heil, right in Der Furor’s face

When Huckababy says Der Furor is most greats
We heil, heil, right in Ms. Huckababy’s face

When Mr Tillerman says to Rocket Man we talk

But Der Furor says no no no no no

we bomb his stinky place

We heil heil right in Der Furor’s face

Is he not the superman, Queens New York superman?
Yup he is the superman (super duper Queenieman)

Is his GOP plan so great
Would you build it if you could
Yup his GOP land is good

We would build it if we had immigrant labor to do it

He brings America to great againness
Der Furor’s America is bestest best
Everyone of foreign race
Will love Der Furor’s face
When we line them up against the Wall

Why Did Trump Fire Unterfuror Bannon?

Why Did Trump Fire Unterfuror Bannon?

[Original Post August 13, 2017. UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2017]

If  President Donald Trump wanted to distance himself from the atrocity in Charlottesville, he needed to fire “White House Chief Strategist” Steve Bannon.

And thanks to Little Big Town MT he did.

Well, we like to think so.

The United States of America should never have paid a Nazi who worked for it’s destruction. But surprisingly, Trump did. While not a Nazi himself, (He’s a Trumpist all the way), Der Furor is willing to overlook the sins of his sycophants–providing they are loyal. The white nationalists marching to defend the statue of Confederate slave-defender Robert E. Lee were Trump fans. And to Donald Trump, the only sin is not worshiping Donald Trump. Nothing else means anything.

Yet there were “many sides” at fault in Charlottesville, figures Der Furor.  Any “side” that got killed or hurt shouldn’t have been there causing trouble for the Nazis. (This advice from Bannon, claim some.)

Once again, we witnessed the triumph of Trump’s will. There is no right or wrong inside the balloon Trump uses for a soul. Morality is the pin wielded by his enemies.

And as long as Nazis and white nationalists adore Der Furor, there is no harm, no foul. That’s the strategy of chiefly keeping the whites for the Trump White House.

However, even with Bannon exiting, expect more Charlottesvilles. They still consider the Bad-Comander-in-Chief their leader. After all, Der Furor still thinks there were “nice people” marching alongside the people shouting “We will not be replaced by the Jews.”

One villain down. Only the offal in the Oval Office left. C’mon Detective Mueller your country needs you!