Der Furor Poops on Miss America Once Again

Is this the incident that drove Rex Tillerson bonkers?

Last July, the guy in the White House spoke to an audience of Boy Scouts at their annual jamboree. In what is traditionally an inspirational salute to common moral decency and shared American values, Der Furor once again dropped his trousers and took a shit on Miss America.

Trump used the occasion to brag about himself. Surprise. After saying who needs to talk about politics, he talked about politics. Surprise.

He used a crowd of 40,000 Boy Scouts to boo his political opponent in the last election, and insult the last president. Surprise.

He used the Boy Scouts to threaten his own now-disgraced Health and Human Services Secretary Tom “Toad” Price with firing if the Senate did not pass the health care bill he himself could not be bothered to read or promote. Surprise.

And finally, he used the occasion to brag about his sex life. That was not just a surprise, but a Noble-nominating-surprise, since the brag came hidden inside an undeserved insult to a dead but influential New York developer. That final assault on moral decency came in his lines about rich guys and yachts and how he’s “not” going to tell 40,000 boys about what rich guys do on yachts but they “know life. You know life.” You know where he’s going. He wants to talk about having sex with the ladies, or as Der Furor would put it, nailing broads. It’s all about pussy with Der Furor. Why not brag about your sex life in front of children?

Was this outrage what caused our Secretary of State to man up and call his boss a moron?

Remember when these guys made fun of Hillary Clinton for using the word deplorable?