Gianforte, Daines Report Trump Groped Their Wives

Montana politicians describe how they felt when The Donald engaged in some “locker room fun” The Trump White House today confirmed that the wives of two of Montana’s three congressional representatives had their genitals groped by Donald Trump in their initial...

Der Furor’s Nice Nazis Meet an American

In Der Furor's Face (Apologies to Spike Jones) When Der Furor says we make dis place da greats We heil heil right in Der Furor's face Not to love Der Furor is a big disgrace Yet we heil, heil, right in Der Furor's face When Huckababy says Der Furor is most greats We...

Why Did Trump Fire Unterfuror Bannon?

[Original Post August 13, 2017. UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2017] If  President Donald Trump wanted to distance himself from the atrocity in Charlottesville, he needed to fire "White House Chief Strategist" Steve Bannon. And thanks to Little Big Town MT he did. Well, we like to...

Boy Scout Zinke Guards His Nuts From Squirrel

Der Furor Poops on Miss America Once Again Is this the incident that drove Rex Tillerson bonkers? Last July, the guy in the White House spoke to an audience of Boy Scouts at their annual jamboree. In what is traditionally an inspirational salute to common moral...

Traitor Trump gets Impaled by Vlad

Der Furor Receives Orders to Collect Voter Info from Boss Putin   Russian agent Donald Trump used a meeting with world leaders to collect further instructions from his Moscow puppet-master Vladimir Putin. The meeting occurred in full view of the public earlier...

All the Proof for Collusion Anybody Needs

Der Furor meets his pals   Seriously, do you need any more proof for collusion than this? Look it...

Montana GOP Chair Resigns, Blames ‘Blabbermouth’ Trump

By Lance Grider Jeff Essmann, Chairman of the Montana Republican Party abruptly resigned last month, citing a controversial new gaffe made by “that blabbermouth Donald Trump.” “That’s it for the Montana Republican Party. We’re dead,” Essmann admitted to Little Big...

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CANNIBAL DER FUROR PLANS TO EAT MEXICANS (Update)

'Salsa Solution' Cheaper than Building Walls guesses Der Furor   Willkommen bei allen neuen deutschen Freunden von PI.net! Hier bei www.littlebigtownmt.com finden Sie eine neue unabhängige Stimme, halten Sie informiert mit allen Segen der amerikanischen Geschenk...

Donald Trump foretold in Biblical Prophecy – The Unjust Steward

What kind of a Man Cheats Little Children? This kind. By Lance Grider The parable of the Unjust Steward is found at the beginning of Luke 16 and it goes like this: Jesus told his disciples: There was a rich man whose manager was accused of wasting his possessions. So...
Gianforte Vows Billions for ‘Schwarzeneggergate”

Gianforte Vows Billions for ‘Schwarzeneggergate”

  BOZEMAN - Montana congressional candidate Greg Gianforte vows to spend “$50 to $60 billion dollars, whatever it takes” for Congress to investigate whether Arnold Schwarzenegger was fired or quit The Apprentice. “My president, Donald Trump, knows it’s important,...

Montana Milisha Defents Agin Mooslums or Meksikins

Montana Milisha Defents Agin Mooslums or Meksikins

By State Senator Cary L. Smith, R-Billings SD27 Special to Little Big Town MT Recetnly I innerdooced a bill in the Montana legislator LC546  to arm and unnyform a Montana State Milisha. A lot of fokes is mad at me but they shudn’t be. The milisha will only be called...

Major Dan Miller – Man, Myth, or Mope?

Major Dan Miller – Man, Myth, or Mope?

   The oral octagenarian is about as 'politically incorrect' as Rush Limbaugh in a Speedo   For better than 50 years he's labored to become a Billings character. Still, many wonder: Who is 'Major' Dan Miller, a man, a myth –– or a mope? Like all heroes,...

Keep Thor in Thursday, Advises Homer Simpson

Disgraced FOX character cites 'War on Thursday' as cause of nation's troubles! Disgraced FOX-TV character Homer Simpson (above) plagiarized the family motto of President Grover Cleveland (Again) from the comic novel DOOM OF WEIRDS again last week.  Once a powerful TV...

President Jackass Brags About Micro Penis

  WARNING: Persons reading this article, or any other article critical of Our Dear Leader, may be subject to arrest.   We here at Little Big Town Montana have no problems admitting when we’ve lost. What’s harder to take is when your country is lost. The real...

Secretary Zinke Promises Guns for Schoolkids

Secretary Zinke Promises Guns for Schoolkids

Angry that he was opposed by a woman in his last campaign, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke, former Republican Congressman from Montana/Santa Barbara, has announced a new federal program to arm Montana’s grade school children. “I don’t think it’s a coincidence...