Gianforte Vows Billions for ‘Schwarzeneggergate”

Schwarzenegger takes aim at rich but puny Bozeman target

Gianforte can’t wait to get cheat tips from Trump University himself.

 

BOZEMAN – Montana congressional candidate Greg Gianforte vows to spend “$50 to $60 billion dollars, whatever it takes” for Congress to investigate whether Arnold Schwarzenegger was fired or quit The Apprentice.

“My president, Donald Trump, knows it’s important, so I know it’s important. Montana knows it’s important. Or they will after I spent a couple million dollars on ads about it.”

President Donald Trump has repeatedly Tweeted about Schwarzenegger and his “failed” performance on the TV program created for Trump.

“Back in Jersey we would say Mr. Trump is ‘cheesed off.’ It’s obviously very important to him, a matter of pride, and why not? He invented that show to trick suckers into thinking he was still a ‘successful businessman.’ After the way he cheated thousands of average Americans out of their money, when he went bankrupt running those casinos in Atlantic City? And the suckers bought it again! Amazing!” laughed the evil Bozeman genius.

Gianforte said he was attracted to Montana in the 1980s, after he watched his father cheat a Martinsdale Hutterite farmer out of his cows for a handful of “magic beans.” He spent years studying the state, finally concluding that Montanans were the most gullible people in America.

“Montanans has a long history of being played for a sucker. I learned that reading about the Anaconda Company days. These squareheads want and deserve to have a champion who will always be on the side of billionaires. It’s time to give the power back to men of wealth and means. Like me!

“Look, Montana may not like this, but it’s time for Americans to put money first. I’ll tell them we’re getting Washington out of the way so our economy can prosper rich guys like me, and high-paying jobs can be created for my kids, not some trucker’s kids, and greater opportunities can exist to dump crap into Montana’s rivers, streams and trailer parks.

“But our Montana way of life will always be protected against The Terminator!”

Gianforte acknowledged that he and Trump had met last week to discuss plans for the state and country once Gianforte slicks his way into Ryan Zinke’s seat.

“President Trump and I discussed a lot of things. The need to repeal Obamacare. The need to investigate Obama’s illegal and sick wiretapping. The need to end Medicaid and Medicare, Social Security, and America’s most sacred cow of socialism, the Department of Agriculture.

“It’s a busy agenda, I admit, but [Schwarzeneggergate] has to be a priority. It’s gonna be my priority, anyway.”

But like his hero Trump, Gianforte, who spent most of his life in New Jersey, promises that he has “no intention of keeping his promises.”

Except to Arnold Schwarzenegger. “Hey, terminator. I promise—You, ya putz, will not be back!”

 

Amoral Narcissist Stuns Nation by Not Shitting on Floor of Congress

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The Amoral Narcissist who now inhabits the office of Barack Obama, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln, Donald “Jackass” Trump stunned the nation last February 28 when he refrained from unbelting his fashionable bespoke Chinese pants and shitting on the floor of Congress like the bored bonobo monkey he most frequently resembles. Astonished members of Congress were quick to praise the pathological liar and popular vote loser for acting the way normal, decent people always behave.

“I had bet $50 that he would drop trou and squeeze out a tootsie roll in the first minute,” said Paul Ryan (R-McCarthyite Wisconsin), Speaker of the House of Representatives. “I mean, Breitbart.com basically told us that’s what Washington needs. What self-control!”

“I was whelmed,” admitted Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-CSA),. “I thought I spotted his butt-tocks briefly, but it was only Rush Limbaugh greeting Stephen Miller.

Members of the sycophant press were delighted to be asked their shallow, worthless opinions.

“Once again, President Jackass displayed a remarkable unpredictability,” said Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends. “He was amazing. He managed to make it through a whole 88 minutes without insulting a single woman, or grabbing anyone’s vagina, or calling a woman Pocahontas. He hasn’t done any of that for a week now.”

Still, there remain plenty of reasons to be skeptical about any Kafkaesque metamorphosis of our national disgrace.

President Jackass is still an amoral narcissist. He is still a pathological liar. He still cheats children out of their wages. He is still suspected of being secretly owned by Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, as his hidden taxes will reveal.

President Jackass is still completely ignorant of nearly every skill needed to be an effective leader. He just discovered this week that healthcare reform is hard. Who knew that, except for millions of us grown-ups?

Still, he managed to promise $54 billion in expensive and unnecessary spending on a military that no one wants, including the military. He still managed to promise our economy will grow by building walls against trade and peoples, and by arbitrarily imposing special taxes on American companies who defy him. He still managed to encourage Americans to dwell in hatred and fear.

And he still hasn’t apologized to former President Barack Obama for lying about his birth certificate for five years.

All in all, the stink is still in the rug.

Montana Milisha Defents Agin Mooslums or Meksikins

By State Senator Cary L. Smith, R-Billings SD27

Special to Little Big Town MT

Recetnly I innerdooced a bill in the Montana legislator LC546  to arm and unnyform a Montana State Milisha. A lot of fokes is mad at me but they shudn’t be.

The milisha will only be called to defend Montanans in case of Mooslums or Meksikins. The ordernary Montaner guy or gal will prolly never have to serve. Only a libtard wuld object to defending his er her home and famly!!!!!!

Fokes is mostly mad that I want taxpayar munny to buy the unnyforms. Don’t lekchur ME about munney! This is about GUNS and why God$-feerin handsome gents like me PROTEK MY FAMLY!!!!!!

Unnyforms you need to hep you know who your frend er ennyme is. Who is Abner and who is Abdool can be clear impoortunt in the smoke & haze & noize of battul. I know, I bin thar menny times. In my past lifes I was a soljer in the Roamin armies, a meedevil night with a big damn ol’ shinny sward, a rascally Brigtish fightin lord fightin the Frenchies at Watterloo whilst fondling them Frenchy frawlines, and yes, even a US Calvryman under that idjit Genral Geo. Custer. [It took Crazy Horse hisseff to clim down off his ponny to whup me!!! Mebbe I’ll tell that storry later.]

Well ennyway to sum up short I think most Montanens support more fellers like me with GUNS!!!! Like I said, I rekon we wuld only be calt on to fight Mooslums or Meksicans. SEMPUR FIGT!

Hey! My City Councilman is a Moonie! How About Yours?

Billings Ward 1 Councilman Mike Yakawich

Billings Ward 1 Councilman Mike Yakawich

 

Well, one of them anyway. Ward 1 Councilman Mike Yakawich is a bona fide card-carrying member of the Unification Church, better known as the “Moonies,” in honor of their founder and savior, the late Rev. Sun Myung Moon.

My other Ward 1 councilman, Brent Cromley, is probably a Lutheran or a Catholic or a Baptist or something. Meh.

Mr. Cromley voted for the recent Non Discrimination Ordinance in Billings. Mr. Yakawich voted against it.

This strikes me as odd, since Pastor Mike belongs to a controversial sect who believe they are a persecuted minority.

Originally called the “Holy Spirit Association for the Unification of World Christianity,” the cult’s church’s present formal name is the “Family Federation for World Peace and Unification.”

Moonies became notorious in the 1970s and 1980s through their odd public behaviors, which including clouds of teenagers aggressively panhandling. In addition there mass weddings, where thousands of complete strangers were assigned a life partner after they were “celestially chosen” for each other by the Rev. Moon, that is.

Moon became notorious for how he made money: By exploiting children, many of them homeless, in the US and Europe, but especially in Asia.

Moonies believes Jesus Christ was a nice guy but a failure. He failed to get himself a wife and have a family. Instead he got himself crucified to forgive everybody’s sins. What a loser.

Luckily, members of the Unification Church believe Father Moon is the second coming of Christ.

After all, like Jesus on the cross he suffered too. And not some measly three days on the cross, but 13 months in the federal pokey for tax evasion.

It seems odd that someone who belongs to such a controversial cult church should have the stones to throw at others people’s lifestyles.  But this is Billings and we don’t discriminate?

More importantly, we should discriminate between good and bad.

Major Dan Miller – Man, Myth, or Mope?

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That’s not just any grumpy 80-year-old on the radio– its Billings ‘character’ Major Dan Miller!

 

 The oral octagenarian is about as ‘politically incorrect’ as Rush Limbaugh in a Speedo

 

For better than 50 years he’s labored to become a Billings character. Still, many wonder: Who is ‘Major’ Dan Miller, a man, a myth –– or a mope?

Like all heroes, Major Miller is too humble for his own brags. Well, not really. But to keep it polite, others voices should step forward to testify. So let’s roll.

Man, woman and child, many peoples delight to the Major in small, bite-size chunks. He can be a winsome cicerone to the American treasury of memory-makers and heart-tuggers, those golden oldies from the mid ’50s to early ‘60s, the early era of rock and roll. Back in the Days,  when teenagers in love strolled through the whimsical lanes of doo-wop, shimmy-bop, and ring ting tang, chaperoned by beats from Tin Pan Alley.

On both his 5-hour Saturday morning radio show and a canned community access Channel 7 TV show, we hear that Voice. No ma’am, that isn’t Rush Limbaugh’s skinnier brother,  not even Sean Hannity‘s uninquisitive doppelganger, it’s Daniel George Miller of Billings Montana, playing the character he honed in his crackerbarrel days of the 1960’s and 70’s. In them days, media in the Magic City meant six or seven radio stations on the AM dial and two television stations. as KOOK (!) Radio’s favorite deejay. Back then, Magic City media meant six or seven radio stations on the AM dial.

[Historically, only fellow puppet Froggy Doo approaches The Major’s status as local legend.  Sadly, the Doo’s reputation never recovered from the hit it took a decade ago when he came out in support of the Taliban, a subject Miller wisely avoids.]

 

New Froggy solo

Taliban faux pas: Celebrated Billings ’60s icon Froggy Doo

(((Somewhere on the Internets it says Miller was awarded the brevet rank of major in the ’60s after taking a bullet meant for his commanding officer, Col. Harlan Sanders of Kentucky, while serving in Viet Nam. Details remain sketchy, but they were probably serving fried chicken.)))

It’s the era that makes the music of course, and the nascent rock music of the ’50s to early ’60s was mostly about being happy. Who wouldn’t want to hear that? Not that hip hop or rap is incapable of being Happy, but they’re mostly about fighting or fucking, like Country music, and those two pastimes don’t always get you to the first. So a doo wop Saturday should sound enticing.

But after playing virtually the same music for six decades, beginning at the now-defunct KOOK (!) Radio, the Major is stripped bare. Like most other Deejays, he’s come to the conclusion that his audience doesn’t need music, it  needs his advice. It needs the advice of an uneducated, anti-intellectual intellect to guard against tyranny – mostly the tyranny of facts.

I recall one head-slapping gaffe on a Saturday morning when the Major boldly announced how little he cared for the distinction between Annette Funicello and Shelley Fabares. “Didn’t she used to be a Mouseketeer or something?” he wondered after he had played 1962’s Johnny Angel. “Oh well, whatever.”

Begging your pardon Mr. Major sir, but the Mouseketeer was Annette, who had three pop hits, not one, and who was the wholesome onesy-filling star of Beach Blanket Bozo, etc., with fellow teenybopper idol Frankie Avalon.

Johnny was the angel whisper of Shelley Fabares, our dream girl from The Donna Reed Show who participated in three of the 31 curses of YHWH inflicted on man known as “Elvis Movies.”

But facts hold no bars to the Major, they’re only potholes on the Route 66 of life. Why recollect facts on file about girl singers just because you’ve played their songs for nearly 60 years?

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Still, some remain frustrated by the Major’s ways and means. In this wondrous era of Wikipedia and the Internet, this great Googly gift from Mr. Gore, arcane information is easily accessed. The Major hints he has the ability to tap on a computer, why doesn’t he exploit it? Beats me one replies, and so they do.

Example: Miller regularly plays the Kalin Twins, teenage twins and one-hit wonders whose snappy 1958 hit When sold two million copies worldwide, reaching number five in the U.S. and going all the way to number one in England. Cheated out of their money and poorly handled, the duo abandoned the music business, yet defiantly led successful and happy lives until their eerie deaths almost exactly one year apart in 2005 and 2006, aged 71 and 72. The Major could direct his listeners to a marvelous YouTube video of a 1989 British concert when British pop idol Cliff Richard, their former opening act, invited the pair to perform a raucous and happy rendition of their sole hit to a cheering crowd of 100,000 (!) fans in Wembley Stadium.

He could, but he won’t. Here the Major stands, more he cannot do.

The Internet offers up a bounty of tales and trivia to pass along, some of it even true. Instead of digging into this mine, the Major coughs up a few hairballs about Connie Francis. Thus we conclude sadly that the Major does not groove to the happy tunes he plays. Griping about the government and taxes toots his ocarina.

Some say the hatred of government so many Radical Republicans prefer is hatred of democracy, even society, itself. Some point out that anyone complaining about elected representatives being incompetent or crooked should run for office themselves or else self-government doesn’t work.

 

Miller’s hatred of government is hatred of democracy itself

 

“The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself,” Plato reminds us in The Republic. But not Major Miller. Fie on democracy! Fee on self-determination and fum on your fancy new ball park! We are not men who share, as Rabbi Jesus commands. We are New Men, we believe selfishness is a virtue, as taught by The Unsaviour, Ayn Rand and Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell and Steve Bannon. Take that, you immigrant-loving liberal Jesus!

What kind of a jerk thinks that self-government might work. We need the wealthy to tell us what to do! They’re smart, that’s why they’re rich. The government is like a business, it should make someone rich so they can tell us what to do. Well why not cut to the chase and go back to having kings. They must be way smarter since they’ve been richer way longer.

“The government! Oh my stars! Don’t get me going on the government,” laments the Major routinely.

Once Miller confided to Constant Listeners his loathing for Honest Abe Lincoln because “he invented the income tax.” This is why, when our philosopher-king ends his programs with schmaltz, his patriotism is unconvincing. What kind of a patriot despises the man who saved the United States of America from its worst enemy, its bizarro imitator, the self-destructive slave-holding evil empire, the Confederate States of America? A dumb one.

Replies Major Dan with a shrug, “I guess that’s what makes the world go round.”

I heard it said in one city pub that the Major’s contempt for self-government began with his successful 1988 lawsuit against his former employer KOOK Radio. Did collecting a cool half mil, then finding out he still had to pay taxes on it turn him against democracy?

What outrage! What injustice! Why should I hand my money over to the gumamint for courts and cops and nice roads and good schools and wholesome community baseball parks when some else conveniently says I don’t have to? Like many cheapskates (hereabouts, anyway) the Major’s religious zeal is less conviction than Old Fart instinct.

We all know the Major’s go-to targets: former President Obama, Democrats, progressives, Muslims, minorities, and poor people–especially if they speak out. But his nemesis, his Lex Luthor, is former Vice President Al Gore.

As all dittoheads know, global climate change is a fraud owned by Al Gore, and why? Because he’s “made millions off that film of his!” (Capitalism, boo!) Following that zag, the Major zigs, and admits that, sure there’s climate change, it just isn’t caused by people. Then he zags back: If climate change is real, why is it cold in winter and hot in summer? Gotcha, bwa ha ha ha.

Let the Major slide, say some. His are the discords dulcet of a man long in decades, not smarts. Maybe. Maybe that is what makes the world go round.

His employer brags that Major Nibs is “Politically Incorrect- and proud of it!” But like President Tweety Brain, Miller is about as politically incorrect as Rush Limbaugh in a Speedo.

We come not to damn Dan Miller, nor to praise him– just to hear some good doo wop. Too bad Dan no longer hears the doo.

A fruit in the looms

Wall Street Editor Advises Jail for Quoting Der Furor’s Words

Dow Jones Editor-in-Chief Gerard Baker greets fellow Devil worshipers during a 2013 Disneyland covey.

Celebrating the ascension of our Furor Donald J. Trump, Gerard Baker, editor in chief of the Wall Street Journal, advised lengthy prison sentences whenever people repeat the lies told by Der Furor. 

“Donald Trump is a wealthy and powerful man. And now, as President of the United States, it is important that people fear him.”

“For example, we all know the Furor said for five years that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate was not real. Then last summer he admitted it wasn’t. For five years the Furor told a lie about Obama. But no one should be able to repeat that. I mean, it was last year, why would the media hang on to something like that?  Because they’re biased against liars, that’s why. Like Shakespeare said, anything is bad if you remember it.

“But it’s one thing to malign a rich man for telling falsehoods. And another thing to call the Furor, a liar. No one should think about stuff that happened months ago. The media should stop talking about it. And if they don’t, they should go to jail.”

Asked if he wasn’t advocating a double standard, Baker agreed.

“Of course. Of course. Rich people are smarter than other people – they’re rich. They have more money, why shouldn’t they have more rights?”

Baker was once in the running to be the Furor’s Secretary of Truth, but the position went to Steve Bannon instead, who is far crazier.

Keep Thor in Thursday, Advises Homer Simpson

Disgraced FOX character cites ‘War on Thursday’ as cause of nation’s troubles!

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Disgraced FOX-TV character Homer Simpson (above) plagiarized the family motto of President Grover Cleveland (Again) from the comic novel DOOM OF WEIRDS again last week.  Once a powerful TV personality, Simpson must now scream to his audience on street corners and bus stops before the cops tell him to “move it along.” Still, Simpson recognizes that America’s “War on Thursday” is responsible for most civil strife as well as the media’s resentment of Donald Trump’s usurping of power.

“The regressive secular media’s attack on Thursday as the day of the week to honor Thor is the reason for all the unrest in American society. It’s why we have Donald Trump. We must keep Thor in Thursday!”

Explore the source of Simpson’s anger in DOOM OF WEIRDS, the only novel that foresaw three years ago how a TV game show would be responsible for a wrong choice for President!

RESENTMENT IS FRUITLESS – BUT SNOOPNOLOGY IS PEACHY!

President Jackass Brags About Micro Penis

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WARNING: Persons reading this article, or any other article critical of Our Dear Leader, may be subject to arrest.

 

We here at Little Big Town Montana have no problems admitting when we’ve lost. What’s harder to take is when your country is lost.

The real Donald J. Trump (RDJT) is a liar and a crook. President Jackass is a man without honor or morality. No dis, just fact.

Over the past year RDJT repeatedly confessed how annoyed he is by going to church. Preachers are always demanding he beg for God’s forgiveness. What for? He never does anything wrong.

People of authentic faith spot the error in that sentence immediately. It’s blasphemy, an out-of-fashion morality based on the antique notion that man is inferior to God and deserves a good smack when he pretends otherwise.

Yet of all the pundits, churchmen and journalists covering the campaign, only Joe Scarborough of Morning Joe recognized it as such. But he waved it along, another pokey puppy of slow-logicked RDJT. Ho hum. Most people who call themselves Christians nowadays are actually pretend Christians, so they failed to see the problem at all. I won’t name names, except for  Jerry Falwell Jr., Newt Gingrich, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham and Greg Gianforte.  Just a few.

But outside the theological sin of RDJT‘s casual confession there’s a big whopping psychological glitch, way more disturbing and substantial. It proves a mindset that believes itself incapable of error.

For five years RDJT spread the racist lie that Barack Obama was not born in the US and was a “scam” president. He shouted this lie gleefully until two months ago, when he decided it was no longer convenient. He gave no explanation why he changed his mind. That, after all, would remind folks he changed his mind.

Last November President Obama graciously invited RDJT to the White House. It was a perfect opportunity for a full mea culpa. But RDJT did not apologize. He has no honor. Apologizing, after all, is an act of atonement from one human being to another, an admission that I have wronged you, unjustly, and I seek forgiveness. RDJT would have to accept that he made a mistake.

RDJT does not make mistakes. Because RDJT believes he is a god, not a man.

Conservative godfather William F. Buckley warned of the dangers of solipsism. That’s a conceit where there’s no objective morality, the only focus of morality is Me, the individual. Who cares if a foreign dictator murders journalists? “We kill people too,” RDJT told Joe Scarborough with a shrug.

See? There’s no moral difference between Vladimir Putin or Kim Jung-Un or Adolf Hitler and any American president. Ten Commandments? If Satan says nice things about RDJT why shouldn’t he be nice in return?

We have handed control of the greatest military the world has ever known to an amoralist, a narcissist, a guy who cheats little kids.

No one knows what kind of a god would answer the prayers of RDJT, but when it pauses to scratch behind one of its four legs, perhaps it might accidentally loose a thunderbolt where it will help most.

Secretary Zinke Promises Guns for Schoolkids

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Angry that he was opposed by a woman in his last campaign, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke, former Republican Congressman from Montana/Santa Barbara, has announced a new federal program to arm Montana’s grade school children.

“I don’t think it’s a coincidence that eight-year-olds in Montana go to school each day without their God$-given Second Amendment weapons. My opponent, the so-called Superintendent of Public Instruction, must have made it so,” Zinke told Little Big Town MT in a telephone interview. “She was only interested in teaching elitist lessons like the ABCs.”

“If even one of those six-year-olds at Sandy Hook Elementary had had a small pistol, they could have stopped a bad guy in his tracks,” Zinke said.

“We’ve got to fight gun control everywhere, even in grade school,” said Zinke, a lifelong member of the National Rifle Association as well as a four-year member of its Charlton Heston Marching Band and Harmonica Society.

When reelected in November, Zinke said he would introduce a law in the 2017 session to arm children as young as kindergartners.

“We’ve got to put more guns everywhere, even in grade school.”

Since his appointment to President Tweety Bird‘s Cabinet, Zinke has passed his proposal on to fellow Republican Sen. Steve Daines. Daines will introduce ‘HR 344/SB2290, Guns For Kids’, which would mandate federal distribution of guns to every school in Montana grades 1-8. Each desk in the state would be outfitted with its own Smith and Wesson .22 pistol.

“They’re only .22s, but these are children, they’re like Coast Guardsmen, they probably don’t have enough strength to hold anything bigger,” explained Zinke.

“I’m not crazy. I know the problems people have with this,” he laughed. “People want their kids to have the biggest and the best. Well, you have to be practical. You have to take a shooter’s physical capabilities into consideration. Some of these little girls in Second Grade only weigh 40 or 50 pounds. They couldn’t possibly lift an 8-pound weapon like the Bushmaster XM15-E2S. I know, I was a Navy Seal.”

“Guns for kids! What could go wrong?” asked Zinke. “The only people against it are the gun-grabbers, the gun control pussies.”

Looking out for kids

Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke spots a protester outside his office

 

Homer Simpson Claims Fox Women Well-fed and Housed

Fox-TV star Homer Simpson (left) smiles while boss’Roger Ailes right hand “samples” the goods

 

NEW YORK  – Fox News star Homer Simpson says the sexual demands of former Fox News chief Roger Ailes on his female staff members were not all that bad since all his victims were well-fed and housed.

It’s an historical fact. Anyone who says anything different is a sex hustler.”

Simpson singled out former Fox News star Gretchen Carlson and Andrea Tantaros for special criticism.

On September 7, Fox announced a $20 million settlement with Carlson. Carlson’s lawsuit is credited with toppling Ailes the once-powerful media mogul.

Simpson accused Carlson and the 20 other female litigants against Ailes of being ungrateful far-left Saul Alinsky agitators.

“She’s the richest Gretchen in the whole world. I mean, can you name another Gretchen? No. Gretchen Carlson should get down on her hands and knees and kiss Roger Ailes’ wingtips for everything she has. And if kissing Roger Ailes’ wingtips is what she was supposed to be doing when she was sexually harassed, then she was probably too lazy to do it right.

“Here’s the deal. And you all know me – I’m spin free. Except for when I first got hired by Fox News, way back in ’96. Yes, I was required by Roger Ailes to come into his private office and spin around in a tight-fitting outfit. He wanted to check out my rear end, obviously. But you know, I have a fabulous derriere, so I didn’t mind.

“Roger Ailes was successful for 40 years because he never forgot that television, especially cable television is show business, and sexuality is how you get ahead. Everyone knows it, so grow up. People prefer to look at pretty people, not ugly ones. It’s just a fact. And by pretty people, I mean pretty women, and by pretty women I mean women who flaunt their knockers and keisters. Nobody cares what the guys look like. You really want to see my hairy, boney legs in a skirt?

“Now, maybe Andrea Tarantula or Gretchen Cardboard had a different experience with Roger than mine. Maybe they don’t like their derrieres as much as I do mine. Maybe Roger didn’t like their derrieres as much as I do. Whatever. This is how you get to the Big Time and they knew it. They knew it and they blew it.

Simpson had previously joined forces with his fellow male Fox stars in defending his former boss. Simpson, Sean Hannity, Geraldo Rivera, Brit Hume, Bret Baer and that Eric guy from The Five, were all recruited for a Fox-News’ “Big Roger Club” to ridicule women who spoke out against Fox’s dirty dog.

Hired as a consultant by the Trump campaign, Ailes said he can’t wait to get his hands on the Ladies for Trump cotillion.

“There’s a lot of pretty young ladies that need the Ailes’ touch,” he laughed, licking his lips.

Ailes has his eyes on helping the women of Trump

Ailes helped Der Fuhrer grab ladies