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Trump: Nothing Like Fucking Your Friends' Wives   From Fire and Fury by Michael Wolff: One of the revelations in Michael Wolff's forthcoming book Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House seemingly confirmed a nasty secret about Donald Trump. Not only does he...

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LOOKIE LOOKIE

Look at the size of this penis!   Ryan Zinke, who sold his honor, his integrity, and his soul to Der Furor, apparently likes turkey shoots. Turkey shoots are where animals are shoved out in front of a customer, who is then prodded and flattered into shooting it....

Alabama Senate Candidate Vows to Shoot Montana GOP Senate Candidate

“US Senate no place for perverts” By Judge Roy Moore, go 'BAMA   How come the good peeple of Montania permit a fagg to run for the sacred holler chambers of the United States Senate? It is no place for perverts! Ya’ll should be ashamed. A grown man saying he is a...

Gianforte, Daines Report Trump Groped Their Wives

Montana politicians describe how they felt when The Donald engaged in some “locker room fun” The Trump White House today confirmed that the wives of two of Montana’s three congressional representatives had their genitals groped by Donald Trump in their initial...

Der Furor’s Nice Nazis Meet an American

In Der Furor's Face (Apologies to Spike Jones) When Der Furor says we make dis place da greats We heil heil right in Der Furor's face Not to love Der Furor is a big disgrace Yet we heil, heil, right in Der Furor's face When Huckababy says Der Furor is most greats We...

Why Did Trump Fire Unterfuror Bannon?

[Original Post August 13, 2017. UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2017] If  President Donald Trump wanted to distance himself from the atrocity in Charlottesville, he needed to fire "White House Chief Strategist" Steve Bannon. And thanks to Little Big Town MT he did. Well, we like to...

Boy Scout Zinke Guards His Nuts From Squirrel

Der Furor Poops on Miss America Once Again Is this the incident that drove Rex Tillerson bonkers? Last July, the guy in the White House spoke to an audience of Boy Scouts at their annual jamboree. In what is traditionally an inspirational salute to common moral...

Traitor Trump gets Impaled by Vlad

Der Furor Receives Orders to Collect Voter Info from Boss Putin   Russian agent Donald Trump used a meeting with world leaders to collect further instructions from his Moscow puppet-master Vladimir Putin. The meeting occurred in full view of the public earlier...

All the Proof for Collusion Anybody Needs

Der Furor meets his pals   Seriously, do you need any more proof for collusion than this? Look it...

Keep Thor in Thursday, Advises Homer Simpson

Disgraced FOX character cites 'War on Thursday' as cause of nation's troubles! Disgraced FOX-TV character Homer Simpson (above) plagiarized the family motto of President Grover Cleveland (Again) from the comic novel DOOM OF WEIRDS again last week.  Once a powerful TV...

President Jackass Brags About Micro Penis

  WARNING: Persons reading this article, or any other article critical of Our Dear Leader, may be subject to arrest.   We here at Little Big Town Montana have no problems admitting when we’ve lost. What’s harder to take is when your country is lost. The real...

Secretary Zinke Promises Guns for Schoolkids

Secretary Zinke Promises Guns for Schoolkids

Angry that he was opposed by a woman in his last campaign, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke, former Republican Congressman from Montana/Santa Barbara, has announced a new federal program to arm Montana’s grade school children. “I don’t think it’s a coincidence...

Homer Simpson Claims Fox Women Well-fed and Housed

Homer Simpson Claims Fox Women Well-fed and Housed

  NEW YORK  - Fox News star Homer Simpson says the sexual demands of former Fox News chief Roger Ailes on his female staff members were not all that bad since all his victims were well-fed and housed. “It’s an historical fact. Anyone who says anything different...

Why I Owe My Pal Vladimir Putin $440 million

Why I Owe My Pal Vladimir Putin $440 million

By Donald J. Trump Amazingly Special to Little Big Town MT   A lot of people ask me why I'm so nice to Vladimir Putin, the dictator of Russia. Why not, I say? He's never criticized me, in fact he's been very nice to me. He's called me a genius. I don't go after...

The Coward Ryan Zinke

The Coward Ryan Zinke

by Lance Grider Montana’s only Congressman, Rep. Ryan Zinke, is such a coward he’s disgusting. Donald “John” Trump is a draft dodger, a liar, a crook, a scam artist, and a mentally ill racist who wants to plunge America into a race war and that’s why we all love him....

The Sick Dogs of Radical Islamic Terrorism

The Sick Dogs of Radical Islamic Terrorism

Two years ago, or three major terrorist attacks ago,  I wrote about what I thought motivated most 'radical Islamic terrorists.' For the recent atrocity in Orlando, the analysis still fits. The book that best explains the rise of  "radical Islamic terrorists" wasn't...

Pumpkinhead becomes NeoNazi man

Pumpkinhead becomes NeoNazi man

We're just telling truth to evil   [It was comedian Bill Maher who named the orangeman running for President of the United States on Friday, May 26.] Who is Pumpkinhead, and why is he in the news so much? What ensorcellment  allowed this monster to climb...