Gianforte, Daines Report Trump Groped Their Wives

Montana politicians describe how they felt when The Donald engaged in some “locker room fun” The Trump White House today confirmed that the wives of two of Montana’s three congressional representatives had their genitals groped by Donald Trump in their initial...

Der Furor’s Nice Nazis Meet an American

In Der Furor's Face (Apologies to Spike Jones) When Der Furor says we make dis place da greats We heil heil right in Der Furor's face Not to love Der Furor is a big disgrace Yet we heil, heil, right in Der Furor's face When Huckababy says Der Furor is most greats We...

Why Did Trump Fire Unterfuror Bannon?

[Original Post August 13, 2017. UPDATE AUGUST 18, 2017] If  President Donald Trump wanted to distance himself from the atrocity in Charlottesville, he needed to fire "White House Chief Strategist" Steve Bannon. And thanks to Little Big Town MT he did. Well, we like to...

Boy Scout Zinke Guards His Nuts From Squirrel

Der Furor Poops on Miss America Once Again Is this the incident that drove Rex Tillerson bonkers? Last July, the guy in the White House spoke to an audience of Boy Scouts at their annual jamboree. In what is traditionally an inspirational salute to common moral...

Traitor Trump gets Impaled by Vlad

Der Furor Receives Orders to Collect Voter Info from Boss Putin   Russian agent Donald Trump used a meeting with world leaders to collect further instructions from his Moscow puppet-master Vladimir Putin. The meeting occurred in full view of the public earlier...

All the Proof for Collusion Anybody Needs

Der Furor meets his pals   Seriously, do you need any more proof for collusion than this? Look it...

Montana GOP Chair Resigns, Blames ‘Blabbermouth’ Trump

By Lance Grider Jeff Essmann, Chairman of the Montana Republican Party abruptly resigned last month, citing a controversial new gaffe made by “that blabbermouth Donald Trump.” “That’s it for the Montana Republican Party. We’re dead,” Essmann admitted to Little Big...

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CANNIBAL DER FUROR PLANS TO EAT MEXICANS (Update)

'Salsa Solution' Cheaper than Building Walls guesses Der Furor   Willkommen bei allen neuen deutschen Freunden von PI.net! Hier bei www.littlebigtownmt.com finden Sie eine neue unabhängige Stimme, halten Sie informiert mit allen Segen der amerikanischen Geschenk...

Donald Trump foretold in Biblical Prophecy – The Unjust Steward

What kind of a Man Cheats Little Children? This kind. By Lance Grider The parable of the Unjust Steward is found at the beginning of Luke 16 and it goes like this: Jesus told his disciples: There was a rich man whose manager was accused of wasting his possessions. So...
Homer Simpson Claims Fox Women Well-fed and Housed

Homer Simpson Claims Fox Women Well-fed and Housed

  NEW YORK  - Fox News star Homer Simpson says the sexual demands of former Fox News chief Roger Ailes on his female staff members were not all that bad since all his victims were well-fed and housed. “It’s an historical fact. Anyone who says anything different...

Why I Owe My Pal Vladimir Putin $440 million

Why I Owe My Pal Vladimir Putin $440 million

By Donald J. Trump Amazingly Special to Little Big Town MT   A lot of people ask me why I'm so nice to Vladimir Putin, the dictator of Russia. Why not, I say? He's never criticized me, in fact he's been very nice to me. He's called me a genius. I don't go after...

The Coward Ryan Zinke

The Coward Ryan Zinke

by Lance Grider Montana’s only Congressman, Rep. Ryan Zinke, is such a coward he’s disgusting. Donald “John” Trump is a draft dodger, a liar, a crook, a scam artist, and a mentally ill racist who wants to plunge America into a race war and that’s why we all love him....

The Sick Dogs of Radical Islamic Terrorism

The Sick Dogs of Radical Islamic Terrorism

Two years ago, or three major terrorist attacks ago,  I wrote about what I thought motivated most 'radical Islamic terrorists.' For the recent atrocity in Orlando, the analysis still fits. The book that best explains the rise of  "radical Islamic terrorists" wasn't...

Pumpkinhead becomes NeoNazi man

Pumpkinhead becomes NeoNazi man

We're just telling truth to evil   [It was comedian Bill Maher who named the orangeman running for President of the United States on Friday, May 26.] Who is Pumpkinhead, and why is he in the news so much? What ensorcellment  allowed this monster to climb...

Is There a Case for Witch Burning?

Is There a Case for Witch Burning?

  A concerned citizen, I recently sent this letter to the Billings Gazette. I am hopelessly O.S.: A witch is coming to Billings, but instead of burning her at the stake as we should, we’re letting her put on a big whoop-de-do show at the Metra. Teresa Caputo...

Original Bible Texts Damn Scalia to Hell

Original Bible Texts Damn Scalia to Hell

  Original Bible texts condemn right-wing activist admits God$ HELL – Denizens of the Netherworld gathered to welcome the soul of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia to eternal torment earlier this year. The LORD YHWH Almighty™ struck Scalia down unexpectedly...

Going Like 60

Going Like 60

By Lance Grider Today I am 60 years old. Here is all I know. It is my favorite Shakespeare sonnet, number 29. It was recommended to me 30 years ago by my friend Ripley Hugo:   When, in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes, I all alone beweep my outcast state, And...

NASA Discovers New Home of Space Babes

NASA Discovers New Home of Space Babes

  By James T. Kirk, United Federation of Planets Starfleet, Admiral, ret.   PASADENA, CA – NASA scientists earlier this year announced discovery of a new planet that may be home to those hot space babes promised back in the 1950s. Ten times larger than...