Der Furor Receives Orders to Collect Voter Info from Boss Putin
Russian agent Donald Trump used a meeting with world leaders to collect further instructions from his Moscow puppet-master Vladimir Putin.
The meeting occurred in full view of the public earlier this July in Berlin.
“Der Furor is secure that the blatancy of his betrayal will be excused by his 36-percenter minions,” declared Vice President Mike Pence, not really knowing why.
“The people who voted for me are very, very loyal and very, very stupid. Exactly as Steve said they would be,” Trump explained, referring to a policy devised by his neo-Nazi former advisor and fired UnterFuror, Steve Bannon.
Following those orders just this week, Traitor Trump initiated the Soviet, I mean, Russian instructions on how to track down and punish all his opponents.
On Thursday, July 19, the Mad King gave new orders to his henchmen to collect the names, addresses, phone numbers and online names of every voter in America.
The information is scheduled to be handed over to UnterFuror Chris Kobach who will then pass the information along to his cyberthugs.
“Dick and pussy pictures,” promised Kobach with a wicked laugh. “It’s amazing how many people you can hurt with pussy and dick shots showing up in their Facebook profile.”
“After that, the concentration camps will be built,” said Trump. “They will be beautiful, absolutely beautiful camps, let me tell you. They’ll be made in America, too. The inmates will build them. They’ll be free. I mean, no money, the inmates will work for them. Work makes you free.”
“Work makes you free! I like that,” laughed Bannon from the bottom of an apple barrel.