US President addresses the nation; Enemies in ISIS and FOX NEWS exult

Fox News Presenter Megyn Kelly

President Obama’s call for America to respond to recent terror attacks in Iraq caught his enemies in ISIS and FOX News off-guard Wednesday night, Sept. 10, and both immediately began calling for a new strategy for Obama and America’s defeat.

Following the president’s address, FOX blonde bombshell Megyn Kelly (36-24-36) consulted a lesser blonde bombshell (34-28-34) whose name I didn’t catch as to why Obama was doomed to fail. Both agreed it was became he was an ugly stupid face and ugly. Fox News Senior Political Analyst Brit Hume (52-42-38) spoke to Megyn while wearing a fashionable orange tie and plaid shirt. He suggested Obama was incapable of leading America because he was not a white man like himself or Dick Cheney. Canadian-Cuban immigrant Senator Ted Cruz claimed the president was “fundamentally unserious,” because dropping bombs on our enemies is no way to kill them. Instead, Cruz insisted on the need to repeal Obamacare as the only means to eliminate terror.

In the end, all the FOX News pundits agreed that only Republicans are capable of doing something so there, you losers.

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  1. As one who lives with the ever-present terror of having affordable healthcare through the V.A., I am pleased to know our newly-elected GOP majority in Congress recognizes the value of sharing the love with the US-created ISIS, spawned by the air-delivered social programs of the USAF. Good reportage! Thanks for bringing this to our notice.

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